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Tuesday, June 4, 2013

"Some Dogs Are Brown"






     Louis CK has a comedy bit where he is leading his daughter along a crowded sidewalk, and the daughter makes him stop so she can tell him, "Some dogs are brown".
     That bit is hilarious.  I love when Louis CK talks about kids, and what little frustrating monsters they are.

     Anyway, I get to see a lot of dogs at the cafe which is nice, because I don't have to take care of them.

Monday, June 3, 2013

The Creepy Bicycle Guy with Sunglasses

     There was some really creepy guy with sunglasses on, looking in my general direction.  It made me feel really uncomfortable, even though I know that he wasn't interested in what I was doing.
     He ate his chocolate cake out of a box, and his head was just pointing in my direction, but not exactly at me.
     I tried to figure out what he was looking at.
     I turned to look, and it was just traffic.
     He just was staring into space.
     I know he was a creepy guy, with not much to do.
     He finally put on a bike helmet.
     Then he was on his cell phone while standing on the sidewalk, but he was pointed right at me.
     The only way to get him to stop making me feel uncomfortable was to leave.

     People who wear sunglasses generally make me feel uncomfortable, especially if the day is overcast, or if it is indoors.
     People who wear sunglasses don't want to make eye contact with people.  It is a very guarded position, as if their shields are up.
     I find it really unfun.

     I was sitting outside, minding my own business, writing in my notepad before he showed up.  Then, he made me feel self-conscious.

     I hope to never see him again.

     I bet if I had talked to him, that he would have been creepy in his dialogue.

Saturday, June 1, 2013



     One day, I decided to try another coffee shop.  The coffee was very good, but the girl watching is much better at my normal cafe.