Internet Blues

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     I don't know why swear words are still so taboo.  It's part of 'The American Culture'.  Everybody does it, and besides, often times, swearing is funny.  There are certainly lots of reasons to swear.  For example, I will most likely have to pay a $99 service charge just to have an AT & T service man flip on a switch, and type a word into my computer.  I procrastinated with paying my bill, so it is all my fault that this is happening.  I knew something like this would happen if I didn't pay my bill on time, yet, I didn't do it.  I've gone through this before, so one would think that I would learn my lesson.  Instead, I got lazy again, and as a result, I've been without internet at home in my art studio for four days.  It's all my own g**d*** fault.  F***.  S***.

     Anyway, it should get fixed tomorrow, so that will be good.  Then I can be happy again.

     Fast internet at home is probably the best thing in the world, better than sex.  With sex, it is over in 4-7 minutes.  With fast internet, you can look at porn websites, and then watch Family Guy, so you get both.

     Yup, all I had to do was pay my bill.  Now they have to reconfigure my internet, and I will have to pay for it.  What a dope I am.  What a moron.  This mistake is costing me time and money.  Dang.  I screwed up big time...yet again.

     What's wrong with me?  Well, I've been working seven days a week, and I just didn't get around to it.  That is stupid, though, because the AT & T store is practically on my way to work.

     It's almost as if I wanted something bad to happen to me.  Actually, I was delaying the payment because business has been slow for me, and I was trying to earn some extra money, and it just didn't happen, so, the bill just didn't get paid, even though I had money in the bank.

     I don't currently have a phone, or a credit card.  There are some other basic things I don't have at this time in my life, and I hope someday to get them.

     I'm hoping people will buy a lot of my art.  I am banking on that.  I tell you one thing, money will solve a lot of my problems right now.  I need a lot of it, so you people out there had better start coughing up the cash for my artwork.

     I've actually had people say I should sell my little napkin art paintings for a $1 a piece.  Bastards.  Some of them have 2-5 hours of work in them at least.  As it is, I charge $5 a piece, and people try to get discounts.  Geez, some people can be cheap.  The nice people have paid me $10 - $20 just for one!  So, I have hard time feeling sorry for people who can't afford my art.  F*** them, the losers.

     Anyway, everything should be fine by tomorrow, if all goes well.  Wish me luck, I'll need it.  Hopefully, the service man won't charge me, but I doubt that will happen.  I'm sure he will gouge me for every cent he can.  Grrrrrrr.